I ran over to the local Harris-Teeter to pick up a case of wine- they had a grand/re-opening/remodeling wine/cheese/fisting/tasting/sale and I wasn't content with cleaning them out of PG Pinot, I made them backorder another case for safekeeping.

So anyway, I drop the case in the trunk and as we pull out to leave Josie says "hey look" and out of the car I spring- some boob had left their 12-pack of Miller in the bottom of their shopping cart. At least they were nice enough to bring it back to the little cart corral, mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!