Monday, November 27, 2006

Doonetta! Pizzeria

So here's the premise: over Thanksgiving break Josie's mom Antonietta makes some pizza, for which she is legendary. Josie proffers that her mom should open up a pizzeria because her pizza is so good. Josie even goes so far as to bequeeth it "Doonetta! Pizzeria" since her dad's nickname for her mom is 'Doonetta' and I latch right on to suggest that all of the pizzas be named after his Italian-influenced one-liners.

So the pizza menu might read something like this:
  1. "I Know"meat lover's pizza
  2. "Those Bastards"3-cheese pizza
  3. "Acqua Puzza"cheese pizza
  4. "You Gotta Be Shittin' Me" sheet pizza
  5. "You No Listen" wrong topping pizza
  6. "Be careful" pizza with hot peppers
  7. "Little Bit" personal pizza
Did I forget any?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

how about these favorites:
"No!" - garlic pizza
"whadda fruitcake" ham and pineapple pizza
"what tha...!" buffalo chicken
"I don believe!" supreme pizza
"thats junk!" pizza w/ anchovies
"I shota 36 atta Waynea Hill" everything pizza

6:57 PM  

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