Doonetta! Pizzeria
So here's the premise: over Thanksgiving break Josie's mom Antonietta makes some pizza, for which she is legendary. Josie proffers that her mom should open up a pizzeria because her pizza is so good. Josie even goes so far as to bequeeth it "Doonetta! Pizzeria" since her dad's nickname for her mom is 'Doonetta' and I latch right on to suggest that all of the pizzas be named after his Italian-influenced one-liners.
So the pizza menu might read something like this:
So the pizza menu might read something like this:
- "I Know"meat lover's pizza
- "Those Bastards"3-cheese pizza
- "Acqua Puzza"cheese pizza
- "You Gotta Be Shittin' Me" sheet pizza
- "You No Listen" wrong topping pizza
- "Be careful" pizza with hot peppers
- "Little Bit" personal pizza
1 Comments:
how about these favorites:
"No!" - garlic pizza
"whadda fruitcake" ham and pineapple pizza
"what tha...!" buffalo chicken
"I don believe!" supreme pizza
"thats junk!" pizza w/ anchovies
"I shota 36 atta Waynea Hill" everything pizza
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